If you don’t know Meepers, you’re missing out. He’s maybe 32, non-vocal, and loves to grin. He’s got a big heart, and he’ll come into your life, fix your messed up family, and teach you how to finally relax and have fun. He’s not a clown. He’s not a mime. He is human. He has incredibly smooth skin, no wrinkles. Those are his birth-eyes. He’s Meepers. He’s fine. He’s his own thing, m’kay?